Dave, knight of /vp/! This name sends hope through the veins of the godly, and fear through those of the wicked. Wielding the holy Blade of Dave, he dons his pimp hat and sets off to vanquish evil!
Dave was created in a thread where users were instructed to modify a feature of an armaldo, one post at a time. They eventually ended up with the hero that /vp/ needs, but does not deserve.